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Halloween Weekend Outlook: Calmer, Darker, Still Damp Enough for a Witch
Forecasters hint at quieter spell; costumes advised to include a proper coat.
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Energy Crews Still Climbing Poles; Perth Offers Infinite Tea and Finite Biscuits
Real thanks after Boelo; fictional biscuit tin now empty from Crieff to Coupar Angus.
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Leaves Hold Crisis Talks After Being Told Chloe Isn’t Coming; Refuse to Leave Drives
Autumn foliage 'feels lied to' and has doubled down on letterboxes.
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Storm Loyalty Cards Declared ‘Emotionally Valid, Meteorologically Void’
Collectors of Austen and Boelo stamps told Chloe stamp 'was always aspirational'.
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Forecast: Chloe Declined the Name, Accepted the Wind Anyway
Yellow warning into Tuesday evening; Wednesday calmer, Thursday misty, Friday 'don't get cocky'.
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River Earn ‘Fancies a Wee Wander’ as Flood Warnings Stay in Place
Rivers across Perthshire reported to be 'stretching their legs' after the weekend's rain.
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Met Office Considers Separate Warning for Leaves ‘Being Absolutely Everywhere’
Perthshire hedges stripped bare; leaves now found in letterboxes, wellies and one man's soup.
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Clocks Go Back, Giving Perth an Extra Hour of Rain It Did Not Order
Residents furious the bonus hour was 'just more of the same, but darker'.
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Umbrella Amnesty Launched for Inside-Out Brollies; Bins Overflowing With Spokes
Council asks residents to stop leaving dead umbrellas 'artfully draped' over hedges.
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Forecast: Monday a Lull, Tuesday Chloe, Wednesday ‘Ask Again Later’
Met Office says yellow warning; Perthetic Weather Desk says 'pack the good umbrella, then lose it'.
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