Storm Loyalty Cards Declared ‘Emotionally Valid, Meteorologically Void’
Collectors of Austen and Boelo stamps told Chloe stamp 'was always aspirational'.
A card, cancelled. Photo: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; U.S. Air Force Reserve, “Original laminated U.S. Air Force Reserve identification card for Charles Lindbergh”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain
PERTH — The fictional Perthetic Weather Desk has ruled that Storm Loyalty Cards remain emotionally binding even though Chloe was not named.
“You still endured two storms,” said a fictional clerk. “That counts. The Chloe stamp was a mood, not a Met Office product.”
Residents may keep their cards for the next named system. Until then, please secure garden furniture and accept that umbrellas are a negotiation, not a right.
The real story: Fictional.
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