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High pressure is expected to stay nearby into the middle of November. Perth people say they have heard this before.
Midweek looks mainly cloudy, with patchy drizzle and some early frost and fog. Thursday is 5 November. Perth's dogs are cautiously optimistic.
Sunrise at 07:24, sunset at 16:29. Perth's daylight is now officially part-time.
A frosty, bright start will turn into a pleasant afternoon. This is the time of year when every Perth office has a chair with three coats on it.
A calm, mostly dry Monday with sunny intervals and a high of 11°C. Your sheets will dry, eventually, from sheer embarrassment.
On a clear Sunday you can see for miles from Perth. Dundee, it has been confirmed, can also see Perth.
Thursday looks overcast, with a 30% chance of showers around midday. Firework fans are happy. Spaniels are not.
The Met Office says dry and bright. A Perth DIY store reports brisk sales of de-icer, grit and blind optimism.
Temperatures fall to around 0°C under clear skies. Car windscreens across the city brace themselves.
Less than a 5% chance of rain and light winds. Perth residents look at the blue sky and wonder what they've done to deserve it.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.