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Values in Western Australia's capital have slipped since the spring peak. The original Perth says it is here for its namesake in difficult times.
The world's biggest crypto exchange says withdrawals are stabilising and that customers will be reimbursed. Perth's savers remain unconvinced by the whole business.
The broadcaster stopped showing Spanish football after a joke by the Real Madrid star, despite apologies all round.
The President has held a final weekend of rallies ahead of the midterms. Perth compares notes on the art of getting round.
More than 54 million people have already voted early. Perth's most experienced voters have some advice for the rest.
Chocolate costs more than ever in the US. In Perth, the guiser economy runs on sugar, butter and grannies.
An Alaska Senate candidate denies knowing about an alleged plan to put two Dan Sullivans on the ballot. Perth sees no problem.
With voting on Tuesday, American politicians are dressing down. Perth's fashion experts offer a full makeover.
US daylight saving time ends on Sunday. Perth, a week ahead, has some lessons to share.
The model spent hours getting into a costume of her own left hand. In Perth, costume standards are more relaxed.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.