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Clocks Go Back, Giving Storm Boelo an Extra Hour to Work With
Wind thrilled by overtime.
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Weather (Mostly Rain)
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Perth Launches ‘Hood Drawstring Tightness Index’; Sunday Rated ‘Full Raisin’
Scale runs from 'Casual' to 'Only Nose Visible'.
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Storm Chloe Already Booked for Tuesday; Perth Asks If It Could At Least Bring Biscuits
Third storm in a week sends calendar into therapy.
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Rain Furious at Being Given Only a Yellow Warning: ‘I Was Here First’
Heavy downpours in Perthshire until 3pm, says Met Office.
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Met Office Clarifies Amber Warning Is ‘Not the Fun Kind of Amber Like a Traffic Light You Can Race’
Gusts to 70mph; 80mph on the coast.
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Inside-Out Umbrella Recovery Unit Reports Record Week
Volunteers straightening spokes 'faster than the wind can bend them'.
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Perth Publishes First Puddle League Table; South Inch Retains Title
Depth, width and 'splash menace' all scored.
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Clocks Go Back Sunday, Giving Perth an Extra Hour of Rain Absolutely Free
Bonus hour arrives 2am; forecasters confirm it will be damp.
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Leaning Chimney Demands Wind Be Kept ‘Strictly Off-Camera’
Stack says gusts are 'not on brand'; engineers say: stay outside the cordon.
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Storm Boelo Arrives to Find Perth Already Wet, Asks ‘What Am I Even For?’
A storm with an identity crisis meets a city that has seen it all.
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