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Met Office confirms wet and windy Friday after Thursday's 47-minute bright spells; residents 'relieved normality has been restored'.
Loch Wee back after Thursday's 'dry episode'; mourners stood down.
British Summer Time ends 2am Sunday 25 October; locals say 'we'll manage'.
Gale-ish gusts around the coasts; inland Perth claims moral high ground of 'just rain'.
One trader says customers arrived 'already wet, which is the correct order'.
'Bright spells' confirmed at 11.14am; residents report warmth on face, shadows, and 'a strange feeling I think was hope'.
Craigie puddle, nicknamed 'Loch Wee', is expected to be back by teatime Friday.
Cloud arrives with precision timing; 'it's like it knows', say stargazers.
Residents hug their raincoats; one man reportedly sleeps in his wellies.
Factor 50 'changes hands at the Co-op like a rare whisky'.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
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