Met Office Considers Separate Warning for Leaves ‘Being Absolutely Everywhere’
Perthshire hedges stripped bare; leaves now found in letterboxes, wellies and one man's soup.
Leaves, distributed. Photo: Gerald England, “Autumn Leaves - geograph.org.uk - 1518368”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTHSHIRE — Following two storms, the region’s autumn leaves have been redistributed “with real enthusiasm”, according to the fictional Perthetic Leaf Monitor.
“I found a sycamore leaf inside a sealed jar of jam,” said fictional Kinross resident Sheila Barr. “The jar was in a cupboard. The cupboard was in Dunfermline.”
Residents are advised to sweep carefully, as many paths are slippery, and to check their hoods before leaving the house.
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