Sport
Indoor Bowls Enjoys Busiest Weekend Ever as Outdoor Sport Gives Up
'We have a roof. That's our whole pitch.'
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Rugby Lineout Throw Lands in Different Postcode
Hooker 'pleased with distance, less so with direction'.
Sport
Perthshire Kite Club Cancels Session, Citing ‘Too Much of a Good Thing’
'We want to fly kites, not become them.'
Sport
Golf Ball Struck at Gleneagles Achieves Low Earth Orbit
Fictional drive 'still going'.
Sport
St Johnstone Fans Claim Any Goal This Weekend ‘Was Wind-Assisted and Still Counts’
Six Tayside and Fife clubs played in Saturday's weather.
Sport
Curlers Welcome Dark Evenings: ‘Finally, Our Season’
Indoors, dry, and thrilled.
Sport
Rugby Kickers Report Ball ‘Went to Fife’ in Storm Boelo
Conversion attempts 'more of a suggestion'.
Sport
Puddle Jumping League Season Opens With Record Splash
Juniors dominate; parents dominate the laundry.
Sport
St Johnstone Fans Pack Extra Hour of Sleep in Preparation for Match Day
Supporters prep for weekend fixtures in style.
Sport
Chimney Unveils Bid for Leaning to Become Olympic Sport
Pisa 'not answering texts'.
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