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Sport

Indoor Bowls Enjoys Busiest Weekend Ever as Outdoor Sport Gives Up

'We have a roof. That's our whole pitch.'

Bowls, indoors, smug.

Bowls, indoors, smug. Photo: Lee Vilenski, “Indoor bowls green in Manor resort”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

PERTH — Indoor bowls clubs report a surge of interest from people who simply want somewhere with a roof. “We’ve been saying this for 70 years,” said a fictional club secretary. “Roofs. Sport. Together.”

The real story: Fictional.

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