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Rugby Lineout Throw Lands in Different Postcode
Hooker 'pleased with distance, less so with direction'.

A rugby ball, long gone. Photo: PierreSelim, “ST vs LOU - 21”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0
PERTH — A fictional amateur rugby throw-in was caught by the wind and is believed to have landed in Methven. The opposing side claimed the throw “wasn’t straight”, which is true of everything this weekend.
The real story: Fictional.
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