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Puddle Jumping League Season Opens With Record Splash
Juniors dominate; parents dominate the laundry.
Airborne. Photo: Zorba the Geek, “Nearly there^ - geograph.org.uk - 846390”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — The fictional Perth Puddle Jumping League opened with a nine-year-old from Letham winning on “height, nerve and splash radius”. Judges called the event “competitive, wholesome and very wet”.
The real story: Fictional.
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