Sport
Saints and United Draw 1-1, Finish Level on 12 Points; Tayside Declares Uneasy Ceasefire Along the A90
Fans of both clubs 'forced to be polite to each other' until at least the next fixture.
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Sport
St Johnstone Fans Treated for Vertigo After Club Climbs to Fifth in Premiership
Supporters 'not used to the altitude'; oxygen masks issued at McDiarmid Park ahead of Dundee United clash.
Sport
Snail Wins Inaugural Bankfoot 20mph Grand Prix After Overtaking Vauxhall on Final Bend
Gastropod 'Gary' celebrates on podium; driver lodges appeal claiming snail 'clearly exceeded the limit'.
Sport
McDiarmid Park East Stand Electrical Fault Traced to Single Kettle Used by All 2,000 Fans at Once
Engineers say stand 'was never designed to cope with that much Bovril'.
Sport
St Johnstone Win at Pittodrie With One Shot on Target, Announce Plans to Phase Out the Other Shots Entirely
Manager hails 'efficiency revolution'; club to sell the spare footballs.
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