Curling · Europe
Scotland Curlers Make Strong Start at Euros; Perth Takes Credit, as Is Customary
Strong opening at the European Championships. Perth ice-rink regulars say they 'taught them the slidy bit'.
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Sport
Football · Grassroots
Johnstone Burgh Asked to Play Two Cup Ties at Once; Perth Coaches Suggest Two Teams, Two Flasks and a Bike
Fixture clash leaves club facing simultaneous matches. Perth amateur sides offer tips on being in two places at once.
Football · Premiership
Scottish Premiership Hit by Outbreak of Draws; Experts Recommend Rest, Fluids and a Winner
Hearts, Rangers, Celtic, Dundee United, Hibs, St Mirren, Saints and Motherwell all share points. League table reclassified as 'a suggestion'.
Football · Tynecastle
Former Saints Boss Booed at Tynecastle; Post-Match Handshake Measured at Minus Four
Derek McInnes returns to Hearts with Rangers. Perthetic weather desk issues frost warning for the technical area.
Football · McDiarmid Park
Saints 2 Motherwell 2: Campbell’s 93rd-Minute Header Confirms Perth Only Believes in Stoppage Time
Steven opener, two Motherwell goals, then Josh Campbell nods in Logan Chalmers' cross. Cardiologists on standby across Perthshire.
Sport
Curlers Remain Smug as Footballers Argue With Midweek Kick-Offs
Indoor ice: unbothered; outdoor sports: damp and dramatic.
Sport
Wawrinka Waves Goodbye; Perth Tennis Club Holds Minute of Grunting Respect
Swiss great's farewell tour lands emotionally in Perthshire clubhouses.
Sport
El Clásico Fills Perth Pubs; One Table Declares Neutrality and Orders Nachos
Mbappé-era Madrid vs Barça on the big screen; local allegiances mostly about the remote.
Sport
Antonelli Wins US Grand Prix; Perth Kart Track Briefly Considers Renaming Corner
Young Italian's breakthrough; Fair City sim-racers claim they called it in the group chat.
Sport
Saints v Motherwell: Bounce-Back Night Under the Lights
19:45 McDiarmid; Saints 8th on 12pts, Well 10th on 8; Fowler in form, Fotheringham suspended.
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