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Curlers Remain Smug as Footballers Argue With Midweek Kick-Offs
Indoor ice: unbothered; outdoor sports: damp and dramatic.
A curling stone, serene. Photo: Arne Müseler, “Gangneung Gymnasium Curling Centre”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0 de
PERTH — Local curlers surveyed the midweek football weather, the Emma Street diversions and the Budget, then returned to perfect ice.
“We don’t do Phase 2,” said a skip. “We do hog lines.”
Long may they glide.
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