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Chimney Unveils Bid for Leaning to Become Olympic Sport

Pisa 'not answering texts'.

Training hard.

Training hard. Photo: MHoser, “The Duomo and Tower of Pisa at sunrise”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

PERTH — The Scott Street chimney has proposed “competitive leaning” for the 2032 Olympics, naming itself as captain. Pisa has not replied. Doctors note that the healthiest lean is the one you do against a wall while waiting for a pie.

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