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Phase 2 Cones Hold Dawn Briefing; Morale Described as ‘Orange and Ready’
Beeches Road / Emma Street axis goes live; cones request patience and fewer memes.
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Broxden Roundabout Observes Blairgowrie Closures ‘With Professional Interest’
Five exits issue joint statement: 'Could be us. Is usually us.'
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Pothole-Pond Ducks Reject Resurfacing Offer; Demand Nesting Rights and a Plaque
Negotiations ongoing; council timeframe remains 'the agreed one'.
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Cone Convoy From Dundee Reaches Inchture; Morale High, Pace Glacial
Long walk home continues; Perth prepares welcome banner and immediate redeployment.
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Satnav Briefly Routes Drivers via AI Map; Three End Up ‘Near St Fillans Emotionally’
Fictional recovery operation involved paper maps and a stern talk.
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A93 Phase 2 Begins Wednesday; Cones Hold Strategy Meeting on Beeches Road
Eight-day closure Dunkeld Road to Beeches Road; diversions already rehearsed.
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A9 Roadworks Paused for Wind; Locals Note They Didn’t Know Any Had Started
Workers 'stood down' from site 'they were last seen on in 2024'.
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Pothole Upgraded to ‘Pond’ After Weekend Rain; Ducks Move In
Fictional residents now applying for fishing permit.
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Friarton Road Closed by Floodgates; Drivers Say It’s the Most Honest Closure in Years
'At least we can see why,' says commuter.
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Fallen Tree Blocks Road Better Than Any Council Roadwork Ever Has
Engineers 'impressed by efficiency, no signage needed'.
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