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Traffic Cones Blown to Dundee Begin Long Walk Home Along A90
Convoy of 300 cones spotted at Longforgan, 'moving with purpose'.
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Fallen Branch Refuses to Move Until Consulted on Its Future
Twig demands stakeholder engagement.
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Temporary Traffic Lights Seen Fleeing Site, Still Stuck on Red
Escaped lights 'held up traffic all the way to Crieff'.
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A9 Drivers Advised to Hold Steering Wheel ‘Like It Owes You Money’
Police warn: consider whether journeys are really necessary.
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Trains Slow to Walking Pace; Passengers Overtaken by Determined Hedgehog
Network Rail speed restrictions across Scotland until winds ease.
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Perthshire Traffic Cones Blown to Dundee, Immediately Set Up Roadworks There Out of Habit
'We don't know any other way,' say cones.
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Council Commissions Risk Assessment of Its Risk Assessments, Finds Them ‘Reassuringly Thorough’
Fictional report runs to 400 pages, all laminated.
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Scott Street Car Park ‘Very Much Hoping’ to Be Partly Reopened, Says Car Park
Review set for partial reopening 'if possible'.
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Blairgowrie A93 Works Approach Phase Two; Locals Begin Training for Beeches Road Marathon
Perth Road phase from Wednesday 28 October.
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Traffic Cones Demand Co-Star Billing in Chimney Saga
'We're in every shot,' say cones. They're not wrong.
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