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Historic accord reached in a contraflow near Inchture after both cities' drivers spent four weeks staring at each other across a line of cones.
Lights 'now part of the community', run a book club and stay on red for 'about the length of a chapter'.
Cones 'more likely to vote than people under 30'; council considers giving them a ward of their own.
Scotland and North America moving apart at 2.5cm a year; Perth to Inverness dual carriageway 'still warming up'.
Perth Street shut from Thursday; buses diverted via Beeches Road and Emma Street, which have never been so popular.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.