Roadworks
South Methven Street Diversion Hailed as ‘Scenic Route’ by Buses Who’ve Never Seen Atholl Street
Services divert via North Methven Street, Atholl Street and Caledonian Road.
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Roadworks
Roadworks · Blairgowrie
Blairgowrie Reports ‘New Road Smell’; Estate Agents Briefly Excited Then Remember It’s Just Tar
Fresh tarmac aroma described as 'hope, with fumes'.
Roadworks · Traffic Lights
Temporary Lights Switch to ‘Rain Mode’; Cycle Times Extend to ‘Reflective’ Length
Drivers finish podcasts; one man completes a crossword.
Roadworks · Cones
A90 Cones Brace for Storm Austen; ‘We’ve Seen Worse’, Say Veterans of the Contraflow
Works winding down; cones refuse to discuss Benidorm rumours.
Roadworks · Crieff Road
Crieff Road Gas Works Enter Final Countdown; Letham Holds Its Breath (and Its Detours)
End of next week still the target; Riggs Road already sharpening its cones.
Roadworks · Traffic Lights
Temporary Traffic Lights ‘Can’t See Anything’ in Sunshine, Stay on Red All Morning
Lights in Methven blame glare; drivers say it's 'no different from usual'.
Roadworks · Cones
A90 Cones Spotted Sunbathing During Bright Spells; ‘They’ve Earned It’, Say Roads Crews
Contraflow due to end Friday; cones 'already talking about Benidorm'.
Roadworks · City Centre
Perth’s Leaning Chimney Becomes City’s Most Visited Attraction Before Being Made Safe
Scott Street car park cordon draws crowds; Pisa 'not worried, yet'.
Roadworks · Riggs Road
Riggs Road Closure Announced as ‘Crieff Road 2: The Diggening’
November closure praised for 'not letting the momentum drop'.
Roadworks · Crieff Road
Crieff Road Gas Works to End After Six Weeks; Letham Drivers Unsure How to Drive in a Straight Line Any More
Residents who have spent September and October on diversions say they 'may need lessons'.
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