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Roadworks · Cones

A90 Cones Spotted Sunbathing During Bright Spells; ‘They’ve Earned It’, Say Roads Crews

Contraflow due to end Friday; cones 'already talking about Benidorm'.

A90 traffic cones, enjoying a well-earned moment.

A90 traffic cones, enjoying a well-earned moment. Photo: katorisi, “Road-cones,sankaku-cones,japan”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.5

INCHTURE — Traffic cones on the A90 contraflow near Inchture were seen “visibly relaxing” during Thursday’s bright spells, a day before the works are due to end.

“They’ve had four weeks of Dundee and Perth drivers glaring at them,” said a roads worker. “Give them twenty minutes in the sun. They’ve earned it.”

The cones are expected to be moved on Saturday to an undisclosed location, rumoured to be Riggs Road.

The real story: Real: A90 Inchture–Rait contraflow due to end 24 Oct

Letters to the Editor

The views expressed are those of the reader, and frankly that's on them.

  1. The cones have been here so long they’re getting post.

    — Barry H., Inchture, 22 October 2026
  2. One of them had sunglasses on, I swear.

    — Debbie S., Longforgan, 22 October 2026
  3. Bring them to Dundee, we’ll show them a good time.

    — Martin J., Dundee, 22 October 2026
  4. The cones have been here so long they're getting post.

    — Barry H., Inchture, 27 October 2026
  5. Bring them to Dundee, we'll show them a good time.

    — Martin J., Dundee, 27 October 2026

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