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Including 351 road closures and 201 sets of portable traffic lights. One Blairgowrie man says the shorter list would fit on a Post-it.
Long-term lights on the A827 become part of the community. The red one is now called Hamish.
Lead vehicle guides traffic until 6 November. Residents wave, as is appropriate for any procession.
Overnight work until Saturday morning. Nocturnal wildlife demands a diversion.
Works by McDonald's run until Friday. Locals ask whether one queue counts towards the other.
Works between Fairmount Road and Kinnoull Primary. Lights cycle through red, red, amber, red.
'Wish you were temporary,' it reads, in smudged reflective ink.
Unionised waterfowl eye temporary standing water with professional interest.
Five exits willing to mentor; payment accepted in indicators.
Service 63 skip during Phase 2; flasks and patience recommended.
Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.