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Broxden Offers Paid Consultancy to Emma Street; Invoice Written in Circles
Five exits willing to mentor; payment accepted in indicators.

Broxden aerial swirl. Photo: Phillip Gamble, “Eglington Road Roundabout (geograph 3994686)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — Broxden roundabout has offered Emma Street a mentoring package titled Circulating With Dignity.
Emma Street politely declined, citing a full diary of buses. Broxden wished them well from every exit at once.
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