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Roadworks

Broxden Roundabout Observes Blairgowrie Closures ‘With Professional Interest’

Five exits issue joint statement: 'Could be us. Is usually us.'

Broxden, watching.

Broxden, watching. Photo: C Michael Hogan, “The Broxden roundabout - geograph.org.uk - 3036087”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0

PERTH — Broxden roundabout has been monitoring the A93 Blairgowrie works and wishes it to be known that diversion expertise is available should Emma Street need consultancy.

“We’ve been circulating since before circulating was a brand,” said a fictional exit. “Call us.”

Please don’t. Use the signed diversion.

The real story: Fictional.

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