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Storm Loyalty Cards Declared ‘Emotionally Valid, Meteorologically Void’
Collectors of Austen and Boelo stamps told Chloe stamp 'was always aspirational'.
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Weather (Mostly Rain)
Forecast: Chloe Declined the Name, Accepted the Wind Anyway
Yellow warning into Tuesday evening; Wednesday calmer, Thursday misty, Friday 'don't get cocky'.
Local
Lys Hansen Retrospective Announced; Perth Quietly Practises Looking Thoughtful in Galleries
Major show for the Scottish artist's 90th year opens 27 November at Perth Art Gallery.
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Council Eyes In-House Bus Service; Broxden Offers to Be ‘Not Involved, for Once’
£15m a year already spent on transport; Highland Perthshire and Kinross-shire most at risk.
Local
Blairgowrie Braces for Phase 2 of A93 Closure; Emma Street Quietly Updates Its CV
Buses divert again; hospital run becomes 'a scenic short story'.
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Council’s AI Map Puts Auchterarder Halfway to St Fillans; Locals Ask for Directions Home
Bridge of Earn and Stanley relocated north-east 'for orientation purposes'; Methven briefly becomes a Highland adventure.
Obituaries for Shops
Which Way Weather Vanes (1974–2026)
Fictional shop's entire range now pointing in different directions 'out of spite'.
Obituaries for Shops
Sunny Days Deckchair Hire (2019–2026)
Fictional business finally admits Perth 'might not be the place'.
Obituaries for Shops
Top Hat Millinery (1951–2026)
Fictional milliner's entire stock last seen heading over Kinnoull Hill.
Obituaries for Shops
Bright Ideas Torch & Battery Supplies (1988–2026)
Fictional shop closed after realising it couldn't see its own till during power cut.