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Top Hat Millinery (1951–2026)
Fictional milliner's entire stock last seen heading over Kinnoull Hill.

Hats, departed. Photo: Rowanswiki, “Safeway Vintage Interior Medicine Hat Mall 2017”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0
Fictional Top Hat Millinery left its door open on Sunday. Its entire stock left too. Many hats have been found on Kinnoull Hill. The owner says he will not reopen but will be visiting the hill “most weekends, to see the children”.
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