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Craigie Burn Formally Consulted on Its Own Flood Protection Scheme, Says It ‘Will Do What It Wants’
Burn attends community drop-in session at Moncreiffe Halls, leaves damp patch on carpet and refuses to sign the comment form.
“Scotland's Finest News Source, Allegedly”
Burn attends community drop-in session at Moncreiffe Halls, leaves damp patch on carpet and refuses to sign the comment form.
30-year city expansion begins with an underpass, which locals describe as 'the most romantic thing the council has ever done'.
Council estimates swarms could generate £8 billion a year 'if we can just get them to fill out the form'.
Officials barricade themselves inside council HQ with a 2019 budget, three staplers and the ceremonial Thimblerow swimming pool plans.