Monday, 2 November 2026 · Perth, PerthshireToday: Rain, then some different rain · Est. whenever

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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Obituaries for Shops

Which Way Weather Vanes (1974–2026)

Fictional shop's entire range now pointing in different directions 'out of spite'.

A weathervane, confused.

A weathervane, confused. Photo: Nevit Dilmen, “Wind vane 05643”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0

Fictional Which Way sold weather vanes for 52 years. After Boelo, every vane in the window pointed a different way and the owner took it as a vote of no confidence. He’s retiring. He says he’s not sure which direction.

The real story: Fictional.

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