Obituaries for Shops
Bags of Fun Sandbag Boutique (Oct 2026–Oct 2026)
Fictional pop-up sold out in four hours; closed to 'enjoy the moment'.
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Local Characters
Retired Art Teacher Turns Sandbags Into Life-Size Highland Cow
Fictional Abernethy sculpture 'both flood defence and moo'.
Local Characters
Woman With 300 Candles ‘Finally Vindicated’ by Power Cut
Fictional Coupar Angus collector says husband 'owes her an apology and possibly a candle'.
Local Characters
Man Who Insists His Shed Is a Boat Finally Gets to Test It
Fictional Kinfauns 'captain' says shed 'handled beautifully in a swell'.
Local Characters
Granny Who Forecasts Weather With Her Knees Beats Met Office for Third Storm Running
Fictional Bridge of Earn pensioner's 'left knee is never wrong'.
Local Characters
Meet Doug, Who Can Tell Whose Bin Is Whose ‘by the Lean’
Fictional Tulloch man has catalogued 400 bins by personality.
Roadworks
A9 Roadworks Paused for Wind; Locals Note They Didn’t Know Any Had Started
Workers 'stood down' from site 'they were last seen on in 2024'.
Roadworks
Pothole Upgraded to ‘Pond’ After Weekend Rain; Ducks Move In
Fictional residents now applying for fishing permit.
Roadworks
Friarton Road Closed by Floodgates; Drivers Say It’s the Most Honest Closure in Years
'At least we can see why,' says commuter.
Roadworks
Fallen Tree Blocks Road Better Than Any Council Roadwork Ever Has
Engineers 'impressed by efficiency, no signage needed'.