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Traffic Cones Blown to Dundee Begin Long Walk Home Along A90
Convoy of 300 cones spotted at Longforgan, 'moving with purpose'.
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Power Cut Choir Concert Goes Ahead Unplugged, Raises £1,200 for Lifeboats
Fictional Methven choir sings by candlelight; 'never sounded better', say members.
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Tortoise Who ‘Went Missing’ Before Storm Was Under the Sofa the Whole Time
Family relieved; tortoise 'unbothered as ever'.
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Tree Surgeons Receive So Much Cake They Have to Hire a Second Van
Grateful residents bake through the storm; crew 'cannot look at a Victoria sponge'.
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Spaniel Returns Eleven Wheelie Bins to Rightful Owners
Fictional dog 'just likes things being where they belong'.
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Street Shares One Generator, Thirty Phones and a Kettle; Declares It ‘Best Night in Years’
Fictional Blairgowrie close holds impromptu ceilidh by phone torchlight.
World
Protests Sweep Europe; Perth Stages Its Own Over Price of a Steak Bridie
Placards read 'WE WANT FLAKY PASTRY' and 'NOT £3.40'.
World
Fictional Perth Man Claims He ‘Felt That’ About Everything This Week
Claims to have sensed storms, elections and 'something in Fife'.
World
Venezuelan Opposition Leader Returns Home; Perth Man Returns Library Book From 1994
Both homecomings 'long awaited', say observers.
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Serbian Students Win Parliamentary Majority; Perth Students Win Argument About Who Finished the Milk
Both described as 'historic' by those involved.