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Serbian Students Win Parliamentary Majority; Perth Students Win Argument About Who Finished the Milk

Both described as 'historic' by those involved.

Belgrade, celebrating.

Belgrade, celebrating. Photo: George M. Groutas, “Parliament, Belgrade - Aug 22, 2021”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0

BELGRADE / PERTH — A student-backed movement has won a parliamentary majority in Serbia, ending the ruling party’s long run in power.

In Perth, fictional UHI students marked the news by winning a long-running flat dispute over the milk. “It’s not the same scale,” admitted one, “but it was a coalition of four flatmates against Gavin, and Gavin has conceded.”

Gavin is understood to have bought milk.

The real story: Serbia's student movement ends Vučić's rule (10 Things Global News, 26 Oct 2026)

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