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Lula Wins Brazil Runoff After Voting Extended by Two Hours; Perth Asks If It Can Extend Bin Day Too
Brazilian count delayed by rain; Perth says 'welcome to our world'.
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Breaking · Storm Chloe
Perth Issues Storm Loyalty Card as Storm Chloe Books Tuesday Slot: ‘Collect Four, Get a Fifth Free’
Third named storm in five days told the Fair City is 'fully booked but will try to squeeze her in'; residents now owning more sandbags than socks.
Tourism
Coach Party Leaves Perthshire ‘Very Much Refreshed, Mostly Sideways’
Retired group from Leeds says it was 'the best hair day of our lives, in reverse'.
Tourism
Visitor Levy Consultation Hears Plea to Charge Storms Instead
'They're the ones staying longest and making the most mess,' says imaginary hotelier.
Tourism
Dunkeld Named ‘Cosiest Place to Watch a Storm From Indoors’
Rankings based on number of fireplaces per tearoom.
Tourism
Kinnoull Hill Now Has the Largest Collection of Lost Hats in Europe
Visitors invited to browse 'Hats of Boelo' trail; bring your own head.
Tourism
VisitPerthshire Launches ‘Storm Breaks’: Come for the Wind, Stay Because the Road’s Shut
Package includes a B&B, a brolly, and a guaranteed view of horizontal rain.
Opinion
Dundee Is Sending Its Leaves to Us Now, and I Have Proof
Columnist claims leaves on his drive 'have the attitude of a Dundee leaf'.
Opinion
It Is Now Dark at Lunchtime and I Am Thriving
Columnist embraces winter by going to bed at 6pm 'for the vibes'.
Opinion
Let’s Hear It for the People Up Poles in the Rain
A rare Perthetic column with no jokes in the first paragraph.