Kinnoull Hill Now Has the Largest Collection of Lost Hats in Europe
Visitors invited to browse 'Hats of Boelo' trail; bring your own head.
A hat, not yours. Photo: anonymous, “British (Scottish) School - Kinnoull Hill, Perth - 1992.641 - Perth Art Gallery”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain
PERTH — Walkers on Kinnoull Hill report the paths are now lined with hats, scarves and one full deckchair, all believed to have been delivered by the weekend’s winds.
“It’s like a museum,” said fictional walker Derek Lamond. “There’s a bobble hat from 1987. There’s a fascinator. I don’t know who took a fascinator up a hill in a storm, but I respect them.”
A Lost Hats trail is being considered. Please take care on hill paths after storms and watch for fallen branches.
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