Tourism
‘Storm Breaks’ Customers Demand Partial Refund After Chloe No-Show
Hoteliers offer complimentary scone and a meaningful look at the sky.
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Tourism
VisitPerthshire Considers ‘Wrong Map’ Mystery Tours; Guaranteed to End Somewhere
Follow the AI map and discover towns you didn't know you'd moved to.
Opinion
Still Thanking the People Up the Poles
A short column, fewer jokes, same gratitude.
Opinion
In Praise of Emma Street, Accidental Bypass of the Year
A love letter to the road that keeps absorbing Blairgowrie's buses.
Opinion
Cheaper Gherkins Will Not Heal Me but I Will Eat Them Thoughtfully
On everyday fixes, big feelings, and the politics of a small pickled cucumber.
Opinion
If AI Can’t Find Auchterarder, What Hope Have the Rest of Us
A defence of paper maps, pencils, and knowing where Methven is without a chatbot.
Opinion
I Was Ghosted by a Storm and I Am Taking It Personally
Columnist had cleared a shelf for Chloe. Shelf remains empty. Heart remains dramatic.
Sport
Pub Darts League Demands Rematch ‘In Actual Light’ After Torchlight Final
Champion willing to defend title; lampshade still declining comment.
Sport
Parkrun Adds Informal ‘Debris Slalom’ After Storm; Times Not Counted, Pride Is
Marshals praised for standing in leaves 'like very kind traffic cones'.
Sport
Curlers Still Smug as Outdoor Sports Argue With Leaves
'Ice doesn't do wind,' repeats skip, sweeping for emphasis.