Local Characters
Man With 40 Laminators Declares Chloe Stamp ‘A Teachable Moment’
Fictional Tulloch collector pivoting to Unnamed Weather Endurance Cards.
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Local Characters
Meet Shona, Who Corrects Council Maps With a Red Pen From Her Kitchen
Fictional Invergowrie retiree has fixed Methven twice before breakfast.
Roadworks
Broxden Roundabout Observes Blairgowrie Closures ‘With Professional Interest’
Five exits issue joint statement: 'Could be us. Is usually us.'
Roadworks
Pothole-Pond Ducks Reject Resurfacing Offer; Demand Nesting Rights and a Plaque
Negotiations ongoing; council timeframe remains 'the agreed one'.
Roadworks
Cone Convoy From Dundee Reaches Inchture; Morale High, Pace Glacial
Long walk home continues; Perth prepares welcome banner and immediate redeployment.
Roadworks
Satnav Briefly Routes Drivers via AI Map; Three End Up ‘Near St Fillans Emotionally’
Fictional recovery operation involved paper maps and a stern talk.
Roadworks
A93 Phase 2 Begins Wednesday; Cones Hold Strategy Meeting on Beeches Road
Eight-day closure Dunkeld Road to Beeches Road; diversions already rehearsed.
Good News
Primary Class Corrects AI Map With Crayons, Wins Quiet National Pride
Auchterarder coloured in firmly; Methven restored; teacher cries happy tears.
Good News
Candlelight Choir Releases Album ‘Caledonia (Seventeen Times)’ for Lifeboats
Raised another £400 overnight; track seven is also Caledonia.
Good News
Bin-Returning Spaniel Offered ‘Consultant’ Role; Declines, Accepts Sausages
Biscuit remaining focused on core mission: things being where they belong.