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Bin-Returning Spaniel Offered ‘Consultant’ Role; Declines, Accepts Sausages
Biscuit remaining focused on core mission: things being where they belong.
Biscuit, promoted in spirit. Photo: unknown artist(s); article is by Ernest Ingersoll, “NIE 1905 Dog - terriers, spaniels, etc”, via Wikimedia Commons, Public domain
SCONE — Following yesterday’s reports, fictional spaniel Biscuit has been offered a consultancy by a fictional council department. He sniffed the paperwork and returned it to the correct desk.
“He’s not in it for the title,” said owner Liz. “He’s in it for the sausages. Correct.”
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