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‘Storm Breaks’ Customers Demand Partial Refund After Chloe No-Show
Hoteliers offer complimentary scone and a meaningful look at the sky.
A B&B, windy. Photo: Peter Glyn, “Pine Trees Hotel, Strathview Terrace, Pitlochry”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0
PITLOCHRY — Guests who booked fictional Storm Breaks packages for Chloe have been offered a scone-based settlement after the storm declined to be named.
“You still got wind,” said a fictional receptionist. “Just not branding. The scone is branded. It’s a scone.”
Please travel only when warnings allow; the best storm watching is from indoors.
The real story: Fictional.
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