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Pub Darts League Demands Rematch ‘In Actual Light’ After Torchlight Final
Champion willing to defend title; lampshade still declining comment.
The oche, illuminated. Photo: Kurt Kaiser, “Dart board”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC0
BLAIRGOWRIE — Following Sunday’s torchlight darts final, the fictional league has ordered a rematch under working bulbs.
“I may have hit a lampshade,” admitted fictional champion Billy Soutar. “I want closure. So does the lampshade.”
Power is back for most; candles optional; aiming recommended.
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