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MPs Eye Cask Ale as Cultural Heritage; Perth Already Treating It as a Basic Human Right
Westminster Hall debate warmly welcomed by fictional bar stools across the Fair City.
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Westminster Debates ‘Community Resilience’; Perth Notes It Practised All Weekend With a Kettle
Street-level resilience defined as 'one generator, thirty phones, infinite tea'.
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Opposition Demands Inquiry Into AI Map; Map Demands Inquiry Into Opposition’s Sense of Direction
Fictional Holyrood exchange lasts nine minutes and ends in Auchterarder.
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UK–EU Free Movement Talks Continue; Perth Tables Free Movement Round Broxden Annex
Business Secretary says people are the boss; Broxden says it is also the boss.
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PM’s ‘Everyday Fixes’ Include Cheaper Gherkins; Perth Asks If Bridies Are Next
Tories call it an insult; Fair City calls it 'a start, then the peh'.
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Defence Secretary’s ‘1,000 Days’ Warning Leaves Perth Asking If That’s Before or After the A9 Dualling
Residents produce calendars; A9 still listed as 'later'.
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Orbán Floated for UN Secretary-General; Kinross Community Council Says It Will ‘Hear Applications Too’
Local body announces vacancy for treasurer, 'experience of running a country desirable but not essential'.
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Bulgaria Goes to a Runoff; Perth Notes It Has Been in a Runoff With Dundee Since 1975
Fair City offers its expertise in elections that never actually finish.
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Council Forms Committee to Decide Whether Storms Need a Committee
Sub-group to report back 'after Storm Gertrude at the earliest'.
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PM Wants ‘Honest Discussion’ on EU Free Movement; Perth Asks for Free Movement Round Broxden First
Locals say they'd settle for getting from the Dunkeld Road to Inveralmond without a passport.
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