Politics · Campaigns
Broxden Petition Signatures Up on Wet Days; ‘People Have Time in the Queue’
Campaign HQ (a folding table) reports peak signing during gridlock.
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Politics · Bins
Council Reminds Residents Bins Still Go Out in Storms; Wind Reminds Bins They Have Options
Wheelie bins last seen heading for Broxden under their own steam.
Politics · Weather
Call for Perth Veto on Storm Names After Austen; ‘We Want One Called Derek’
Met Office naming shared across services; Perth wants a local option.
Politics · Council
Council and Campaigners Argue Over Meaning of Word ‘Feasible’; Thesaurus Called In
PH2O debate continues; public asks if anyone has checked the deep end.
Politics · Time
Holyrood and Westminster Briefed on Clocks Going Back; Both Claim Credit for Extra Hour of Sleep
No legislation required; both sides issue statements anyway.
Politics · Time
Perth’s Campaign to Keep the Bright Spell Hour When Clocks Go Back Gathers Pace
Petition asks that Sunday's extra hour be 'the sunny one from Thursday, if it's going'.
Politics · Roads
Residents Demand Public Consultation on Which Road Will Be Closed After Riggs Road
Bookmakers offer 3-1 on Glasgow Road, 'evens on all of them at once'.
Politics · Council
Council Holds Emergency Meeting on Sunshine; Agrees to ‘Monitor the Situation’ Until It Goes Away
Officials praised for 'rapid response time of 47 minutes, exactly the duration of the problem'.
Politics · Council
Council Sets Up Committee to Review Number of Committees; First Meeting Delayed by Roadworks
Members stuck on Crieff Road diversion 'arrive in time for the minutes'.
Politics · Constitution
Kinross Watches Island Independence Debates Around the World ‘Purely for Research’
Loch Leven's St Serf's Inch 'not planning anything', says man holding a small flag.
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