PM Wants ‘Honest Discussion’ on EU Free Movement; Perth Asks for Free Movement Round Broxden First
Locals say they'd settle for getting from the Dunkeld Road to Inveralmond without a passport.
Broxden, the real border. Photo: Billy McCrorie, “Traffic on the Roundabout - geograph.org.uk - 5305812”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 2.0
PERTH — The Prime Minister’s call for an “honest discussion” about returning to EU free movement was welcomed in Perth, where residents say they would first like free movement around Broxden roundabout.
“I can get to Lisbon quicker than I can get to Tesco Extra,” said fictional commuter Douglas McInroy, 52. “Brussels is lovely, but have they tried the third exit at teatime?”
The Perthetic petition to remove Broxden from existence remains open and is, we’re told, the only form of free movement currently functioning in the area.
The real story: UK Prime Minister wants 'honest discussion' on return to EU free movement (Euronews, 26 Oct 2026)
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