Tourism · Kinross
Loch Leven Castle Gets Wifi; Mary Queen of Scots ‘Would Have Escaped Sooner’, Say Historians
New connection allows visitors to post photos from the island; signal 'stronger than in Kinross'.
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Tourism · Golf
Gleneagles Visitor Mistakes A9 Cone for Golf Flag, Plays Through
American lands a 3-iron within 'a foot' of a contraflow; describes it as 'tough par 4'.
Tourism · Scone
American Tourists at Scone Palace Demand to Know Where the Giant Scone Is
Palace adds 'we do not have a giant scone' to FAQs; café quietly bakes one anyway.
Tourism · Pitlochry
Pitlochry’s Enchanted Forest Insists the Glowing Things in the Trees Are Lights, Not Midges
Visitor complaint that 'the lights bit me' investigated.
Tourism
VisitScotland Launches ‘A90 Contraflow Experience’ Tour for Visitors Who Want to See How the Locals Live
£45 per person includes four weeks of cones, a pie and a moment of eye contact with Dundee.
Tourism
Enchanted Forest Brings Parking Restrictions to Pitlochry; Locals Say Finding a Space Is ‘the Real Magic’
Light show is beautiful, 'but not as beautiful as an empty bay outside the chemist'.
Tourism
Abandoned Loch Tay Township Could Become Youth Activity Centre After Two Centuries of Nobody Doing Anything There
Historic site 'excited but nervous' about teenagers with kayaks.
Tourism
Falls of Bruar Named Among Scotland’s Best Autumn Walks; Man Who’s Walked It Since 1981 Says ‘Aye, It’s Fine’
VisitScotland's top-six list sends visitors to Perthshire's waterfalls, and past the shop, inevitably.
Tourism
Pitlochry Named a ‘Charming Victorian Town’; Residents Ask Whether They Should Start Wearing Bonnets
Town considers 'full Victorian immersion' including gas lamps and complaining about the railway.
Culture
New Musical CEILIDH Ends Pitlochry Run; Audiences Still Trying to Stop Doing the Gay Gordons
Spontaneous Strip the Willow outbreaks reported 'in the Co-op, at bus stops and once on a slip road'.
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