Tourism
Hermitage ‘Car Park Full’ Sign Now Officially the Most Ignored Text in Scotland, Overtaking Terms and Conditions
National Trust confirms 'full' means 'full', not 'full, but you look nice'.
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Tourism
Perthshire Businesses Hold Tourist Tax Meeting and Invite Councillors, Who Are Not Sure If They’re Allowed to Come
Elected members 'checking with officers whether they are permitted to attend things in their own area'.
Culture
Pitlochry Theatre Announces Musical About Working 9 to 5; Highland Perthshire Farmers Ask What Happens Between 5 and 9
Agricultural community 'deeply moved' by fantastical depiction of people who get to go home.
Tourism
Pitlochry Off-Slip Closed Until Christmas; Tourists Report Reaching Inverness, Wick and ‘Possibly Norway’ Trying to Find It
Coach party bound for Pitlochry Festival Theatre finally arrives, six months late, in Thurso.
Tourism
VisitScotland Launches Official ‘Perth Cone Trail’ as Roadworks Become City’s Top Visitor Attraction
Tourists from as far as Japan and Fife flock to photograph King's Place's world-famous four-way temporary signals.
Energy
Crieff Turbine Plan Revised: Eight 200m Turbines Replaced With One Very Large Man Blowing Steadily
Developers say the 'Human Wind Solution' would be visible from Fowlis Wester 'but in a more relatable way'.
Culture
Pitlochry and Crieff Lose Town of Culture Bid to Grimsby, Vow to Become Even More Cultured Out of Spite
Both towns announce 'aggressive' programme of poetry readings, interpretive ceilidh and a giant knitted salmon visible from space.
Tourism
Perthshire Visitor Levy Expanded to Include Midges, Who Account for 94% of All Overnight Stays
Council estimates swarms could generate £8 billion a year 'if we can just get them to fill out the form'.
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