Tourism · Blair Atholl
Blair Castle Visitors Cluster Near Fireplaces; Docents Deliver History to a Semi-Circle of Drying Anoraks
Heritage heated; anoraks steaming.
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Tourism · Kinross
Loch Leven Grows Small Waves; Wild Swimmers Call It ‘Character Building’, Then Go Home
Wind chops the loch; flasks win.
Tourism · Pitlochry
Pitlochry Dam Spray Mistaken for St Andrews Foam Fight; Salmon Unimpressed
Tourists ask if fish are mentoring each other.
Tourism · Dunkeld
Dunkeld Cathedral Looks Extra Gothic in Rain; Photographers Ecstatic, Choir Slightly Damp
Atmosphere up 40%; umbrellas clash with aesthetics.
Tourism
Tourists Caught in Storm Austen Leave Five-Star Reviews: ‘Finally, Authentic Scotland’
Yesterday's sun tourists demanded refunds; today's demand postcards of puddles.
Tourism · Scone
Scone Palace Peacocks Show Off Tail Feathers in Sun for First Time Since August
Birds 'insufferable', staff say; tourists 'delighted'.
Tourism · Kinross
Loch Leven Wild Swimmers Report ‘Loch Was Almost Bearable’ During Bright Spells
Temperature reaches 'cold' from usual 'absolutely not'.
Tourism · Pitlochry
Pitlochry Salmon Ladder Fish Spotted Wearing Sunglasses (Allegedly)
Viewing chamber visitors 'certain' they saw shades; experts say 'it's a fish'.
Tourism · Dunkeld
Dunkeld Cathedral Sees Record Queue as Visitors Rush to Take Photo ‘With Visible Shadows’
Visitors 'never seen the place lit from above'.
Tourism
Tourists Who Saw Perth in the Sun Leave One-Star Reviews: ‘Not the Authentic Experience We Were Promised’
American couple 'cheated out of drizzle'; VisitScotland apologises.
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