Tourism
Gift Shops Rush Out ‘I Survived the AI Map’ Tea Towels
Collectors' edition shows Auchterarder in three places at once.
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Halloween in Perth: Come for the Ghosts, Stay Because Emma Street Is Busy
City pitches atmospheric evenings, museum visits and not standing under weakened trees.
Tourism
Dunkeld Retains Cosiness Crown as Winds Ease and Tearooms Fill
Index now includes 'quality of window for watching other people's weather'.
Tourism
‘Storm Breaks’ Customers Demand Partial Refund After Chloe No-Show
Hoteliers offer complimentary scone and a meaningful look at the sky.
Tourism
VisitPerthshire Considers ‘Wrong Map’ Mystery Tours; Guaranteed to End Somewhere
Follow the AI map and discover towns you didn't know you'd moved to.
Tourism
Coach Party Leaves Perthshire ‘Very Much Refreshed, Mostly Sideways’
Retired group from Leeds says it was 'the best hair day of our lives, in reverse'.
Tourism
Visitor Levy Consultation Hears Plea to Charge Storms Instead
'They're the ones staying longest and making the most mess,' says imaginary hotelier.
Tourism
Dunkeld Named ‘Cosiest Place to Watch a Storm From Indoors’
Rankings based on number of fireplaces per tearoom.
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Kinnoull Hill Now Has the Largest Collection of Lost Hats in Europe
Visitors invited to browse 'Hats of Boelo' trail; bring your own head.
Tourism
VisitPerthshire Launches ‘Storm Breaks’: Come for the Wind, Stay Because the Road’s Shut
Package includes a B&B, a brolly, and a guaranteed view of horizontal rain.
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Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
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Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.