Tourism
New Souvenir Launched: Jar of Genuine Perthshire Storm Air
Opens with a bang. Every time.
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Peacocks Request Indoor Accommodation for First Time in History
Fictional birds 'done with being majestic for today'.
Tourism
Black Linn Falls at The Hermitage ‘Even Louder Than Usual’, Report People Sensibly Not There
Rain warning swells Braan to 'show-off levels'.
Tourism
CalMac Cancels Everything; Island Holidaymakers Reclassified as ‘Residents’
All west coast services off for the weekend.
Tourism
VisitPerthshire Rebrands Region as ‘Scotland’s Natural Wind Tunnel Experience’
Free hairstyle included.
Tourism
Perth Museum Prepares for Weekend Rush of People Who Are Damp
Culture, central heating, and a gift shop.
Tourism
Pitlochry’s Autumn Leaves Refuse to Fall Until Photographers Are Ready
Trees reported 'extremely professional'.
Tourism
Kinnoull Hill Views ‘Mostly Mist, Ten Out of Ten’, Say Visitors
Atmospheric, as the brochures put it.
Tourism
Pisa Issues Statement: ‘We Are Not Worried About Perth’
Tuscan tower 'has nothing to prove'.
Tourism
Tourists Flock for ‘Holding Up the Chimney’ Photos — From a Very Safe Distance
Forced perspective, outside the cordon, please.
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Lights out? Smells nice. Now in Power Cut, Granny's Hall Cupboard and Wet Dog By The Fire. Never leave a lit candle unattended, even a funny one.
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Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.