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Peacocks Request Indoor Accommodation for First Time in History
Fictional birds 'done with being majestic for today'.
Peacock, unruffled-ish. Photo: Jebulon, “Paonroue”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0
SCONE — Fictional peacocks have petitioned for a heated room, saying “it’s impossible to fan your tail in 70mph, it just becomes a sail”. Their request is under review.
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