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Vol. CXII · No. 4,822Late Drizzle EditionPrice: One Tablet
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Tourism

VisitPerthshire Rebrands Region as ‘Scotland’s Natural Wind Tunnel Experience’

Free hairstyle included.

Hair, redesigned.

Hair, redesigned. Photo: Ian Dick from Glasgow, UK, “Clunie Power Stattion and the hills around Pitlochry (45520097194)”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0

PERTHSHIRE — A fictional tourism campaign invites visitors to “feel the full force of nature, from inside a café”. Packages include a scone, a window seat and a complimentary dramatic hairdo.

The real story: Fictional.

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