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Woman With 400 Candles ‘Finally Vindicated’
Fictional Senga Moir, of Crieff: 'They all laughed in 2019.'
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Kinross Man Who Guesses Storm Names Correctly Every Year Refuses to Reveal Method
Fictional Gordie Bell: 'It's in the tea leaves. And the list they publish.'
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Perth’s Self-Appointed Umbrella Surgeon Opens Field Hospital at Bus Station
Fictional Ina Gall reattaches spokes 'with love and Sellotape'.
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Man Spends Storm Inside Shed ‘To Keep It Company’
Fictional Tam Kerr, 61, of Scone, describes it as 'like a submarine film'.
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Retired Teacher Measures Every Gust With Homemade Anemometer Made From Yoghurt Pots
Fictional Doreen McFie, 74, of Letham, 'confident it's at least breezy'.
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Diverted Bus Stop Regular Develops Whole Philosophy of Atholl Street
Fictional pensioner: 'All roads lead to Glasgow Road, eventually.'
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Woman Who Has Photographed Every Cone in Perthshire Calls This Week ‘Peak Season’
Fictional Kinross enthusiast has 'a cone for every mood'.
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Self-Styled ‘Chimney Whisperer’ Insists Stack ‘Just Needs to Feel Heard’
Fictional Tulloch man offers emotional support to masonry from well outside the cordon.
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Kinross Man Still Winds Every Clock in the House Manually the Night Before the Change
'Phones cheat,' he says. 'A clock should earn its hour.'
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Blairgowrie Man Writes Haiku for Every Diverted Bus Stop During A93 Works
'Beeches Road again / Emma Street, my unexpected / friend' — and 40 more.
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Feeling a bit leany? Restores posture to stacks, steeples and uncles after weddings. Consult a qualified professional. Seriously. — Kinnoull Vitality Co.