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Woman Who Has Photographed Every Cone in Perthshire Calls This Week ‘Peak Season’

Fictional Kinross enthusiast has 'a cone for every mood'.

A favourite, apparently.

A favourite, apparently. Photo: Ser Amantio di Nicolao, “Remains of a traffic cone in the Safeway parking lot”, via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 3.0

KINROSS — Fictional cone photographer Senga says the chimney cordon and A93 works have given her “the best October since the M90 upgrade”. She catalogues each cone by shade and lean, and insists she never touches them. “That’s the rule,” she said. “Admire, don’t adjust.”

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