Local Characters
Scone’s ‘Storm Auntie’ Has Named Every Weather System Since 1987 — Officially or Not
Austen and Boelo already in her ledger; she rates Austen 'a solid 7 for drama'.
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Local Characters
Coupar Angus Woman Has Written a Poem About Every Pothole on the A923 — All 412 of Them
Collection, 'Ode to a Dip', rejected by 14 publishers and one council.
Local Characters
Auchterarder Man Has Been Trimming His Hedge Into the Shape of the A9 Dualling Programme Since 2011
Topiarist Alasdair Pirnie-Rae, 66, says hedge is 'about 60% finished, which puts it ahead of the real thing'.
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Bridge of Earn’s ‘Bin Day Oracle’ Has Correctly Predicted Every Collection Since 1997
Retired accountant Elspeth Garvie-Knox, 83, keeps 29 years of bin data in a shoebox and is never wrong about the blue one.
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Crieff Man’s ‘Weather Rock’ More Accurate Than Met Office, Neighbours Claim
Retired postman Iain McGlashan-Dow says rock is 'wet when it's raining, dry when it's not, and gone when it's windy'.
Local Characters
Scone Man Who Has Been in the Same Broxden Lane Since 2019 Says He’s ‘Nearly at the Turn’
Gordon Tullis-McBride, 54, entered the roundabout for a pint of milk during the last decade; describes current lane as 'home'.
Local Characters
Letham Pensioner’s One-Woman Pothole-Naming Society Celebrates 1,000th Christening
Agnes Brodie-Fairlie, 79, has given every pothole in Letham a name, a birthday and, in some cases, a stern talking-to.
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